Growing up, my family listened to a lot of Prairie Home Companion. Come for the irreplaceable Midwestern sense of humor, stay for Tom Keith, the show’s truly awesome one-man sound effects factory (pictured above). Anyway, I’ve been reading some archived scripts to relive those, the hippest nights of my youth, and it’s helped pass the morning nicely.
If you go here and search for “ketchup” or “duct tape”, you may find some amusement.